Angry Tweets

Plenty of people now claim that sarcasm is a language which they fluently speak. On social networking sites and perhaps on any informal online bio-data where “language” is part of the queries, it is no longer surprising to find people who set “Sarcasm” as their mother tongue.

Anyone who says they are fluent with sarcasm not only uses it, but knows how to distinguish it and even appreciate it at times.

The recent entry Sir Stewart wrote for So What’s News? on WordPress managed to deface so many hypocrites who thought they can handle the tongue of the trade.

After the controversial Anti-Planking Act of 2011, proposed by Winnie Castello, got such a huge online buzz, even trending on Twitter in the Philippines and Worldwide (ah, such great shame was bestowed upon the country that day), So What’s News, a blog of societal satire, published an article to mock the waste of time the congress was troubling about. In a piece of fake news, he stated that Castello, the same congressman, passed another bill that was more stupid than the first. It was called the “Anti-Angry Birds Bill.

Shortly after it was published on his blog, the “news” spread like wildfire on social networking sites, bringing about a huge surge of aggravated readers, angrily commenting about how stupid the government is, and basically CAPSLOCKING the congress to death. And although it could sometimes be funny to see a person or two not get the joke, be fooled by a piece of satire, it easily grew annoying as so many had apparently believed the hoax, even to the point of once again having it trend on Twitter.

And although I believe that Stewart was delightfully amused at the publicity he’s gotten for his humble blog—and undoubtedly, I am happy for him too—I am utterly disgusted by how gullible Filipinos are nowadays.

First of all, it really does say there that all posts on the blog were satirical pieces. Next to that, there was this fake picture of protesters with placards displaying images of Angry Birds, and another of the congress with the character illustration of the game flashed on their screen. Besides, an Anti-Angry Birds Bill? Who would even believe that?

Next to that, a lot of the people who are so angry and so concerned about how the congress was not focusing on the more important issues were obviously the ones who didn’t even bother to read the blog. They just saw someone else’s tweet or status update, and automatically chimed in with the choir of angry townsmen, complete with virtual pitchforks and torches.

I guess you can say this comes from a culture of blatant overuse of copy-pasting sources from Wikipedia, and the preference of online source materials over actual books and periodicals. Now people are gullible enough to believe in blogs. That, or they’ve just grown too lazy or stupid to analyze if the source material is even authentic. I’m hoping none of them are vying to become future journalists, historians, researchers, scientists and textbook writers.

It is truly depressing to know that an entire generation depends on social networking to be socially aware.

Nobody reads the real news anymore. Everyone just plainly doesn’t care. We’ve all grown too apathetic to the real happenings in society, and too absorbed in how Josh dated Stacy after she broke up with Mark for cheating on her with Tina. Or something like that.

They don’t care about society anymore. But once they’ve seen something like “Anti-Angry Birds Bill” trending on Twitter, they’d all be fired up about how there are so many more problems in society that have to be fixed. They speak like they know plenty.

Other than the apparent fact that societal apathy has numbed out and dumbed down the general population, the other thing that got me miffed was how, after finding out that the post was a joke, they often got angry or said that “political satire isn’t nice.” Or that news shouldn’t be faked. Or that it was misleading.

The only people who don’t appreciate political satire and societal jokes in general are the ones who were fooled by it, or those who don’t understand it. In fact, some of the best pieces in literature that contributed and ultimately inspired movements towards societal change were political satire. Jonathan Swift’s classic novel Gullver’s Travels compared politics and the process for bequeathing of authority in governments with a game where people had to jump over a stick to become the next leader. My personal favorite, George Orwell’s Animal Farm compared politics in totalitarian governments with animals, putting play on the famous saying “man is a political animal.”

Also, dear Philippines, let’s not forget. During the time of Marcos’ Martial Law, when freedom of speech was suspended, the people had to turn to political satire to express their wishes to return to democracy. Without political satire, we might all be polishing Imelda’s shoes and beading her terno’s.

Tons of websites dedicated to fake news are up online. And we all love to laugh about their improbable reports. The Onion, for one, is a general favorite.

So What’s News?’s posts were tasteful and hilarious. “Anti-Planking? Castello’s such a joke, haha, what’s he going to ban next? Oh, I know! Angry birds!” It wasn’t offensive–well, it was meant to slightly offend, but only up to an extent–it was clean, to the point, and came across as news we’d so love to hate.

It was a joke. And a pretty good one at that. Anyone who didn’t get that just didn’t know how to read.

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Level Curve

In one of our crazily random adventures to Rizal Park over the summer:

Xela, Jovs and I went out to Luneta, Rizal Park, with an entire paper bag filled with multiple bags of crisps. We sat at random areas of the park, ate, drank soda, walked around, read the translations of Rizal’s Poetry, etc. But what we really went there for was the musical fountain light show that happens there every 6pm. At the shapes made by the laser lights, Xela and I kept on reciting the formulas for the graphs of those shapes. And Jovanni just . . . “you crazy stat majors!”

The Magical Repository of Math Reference Texts, and then some.

As the World Folds Over

Finals today! For MATH115, ie. calculus; the kind of calculus that not even the engineering students have.

Multiple integrals, multivariable differentials, polar graphs, improper integrals, sequences and series, tests for convergence–what?

I know for plenty of you, the school year just started. And for a lot of those in the Philippines, midterms week or first quarter just ended. However, for us university kids from trimestral systems, we’re already having finals! Yay speedy education cramming five months worth of math into three! We understood nothing!

I’m really afraid that I will be failing my major classes this term. All my math classes seem to be in danger. MATH115, for one. I thought I was passing; but then the last two quizzes were a flop. And For the final few weeks, I couldn’t keep awake in class at all due to illness (heeeere we go again.) Same goes for INTOSET, except for that, I haven’t passed even one quiz. Not a single one. It’s a nightmare.

And much worse, being a statistics major, I haven’t even passed a quiz in STATPAC (Statistical Packages). It’s really difficult when you know /how/ to interpret the data, but you don’t know the syntax properly enough to get the codes right. The statistics lab–I used to love that place, but now it just gives me the chills. There were only two exams for this the entire term. And for every exam, there were about three or four pages each; I only answer one page and leave the rest blank. I couldn’t finish anything. So I get about fifteen to twenty per cent right. Even if I get my final paper in and perfect it, I’ll never pass that class. Never. I’m doomed.

Buuuut. That doesn’t keep me from trying. I’m still going to do that paper; still going to study for all these exams. (I have three, by the way!) I was never the giver-upper sort of kid. So I guess I’ll just have to keep trying!

And if I fail, who’s to say I didn’t do enough?